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Vicky Pattison

TV Star, Jungle Queen & general jungle enthusiast, author, supporter of other females, Goddiva ambassador and gin fan. Agent: gemma@mokkingbird.com

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  • Relatable AF post Easter weekend.

I hope there’s not too many sore heads and depressing bank balances today after the long weekend... Even if there is, here’s some good news for you: you’re off again in 4 days!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ₯°
  • Relatable AF post Easter weekend.

    I hope there’s not too many sore heads and depressing bank balances today after the long weekend... Even if there is, here’s some good news for you: you’re off again in 4 days!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ₯°
  •  6,673  353  34 minutes ago
  • 4 days in counting til holiday!!!! WIN CASHπŸ’° THIS FRIDAY! .
Me and @adam_deering are giving away £3000.00 to YOU AND 2 FRIENDS 😎
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To enter all you have to do is tag 2 Friends in the comments you want to get Β£1000.00 each withπŸ€—
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AND MAKE SURE YOU ARE ALL FOLLOWING @Adam_Deering ✌🏽
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Good luck, winner announced THIS FRIDAY 26th April! πŸ’·
  • 4 days in counting til holiday!!!! WIN CASHπŸ’° THIS FRIDAY! .
    Me and @adam_deering are giving away £3000.00 to YOU AND 2 FRIENDS 😎
    .
    To enter all you have to do is tag 2 Friends in the comments you want to get Β£1000.00 each withπŸ€—
    .
    AND MAKE SURE YOU ARE ALL FOLLOWING @Adam_Deering ✌🏽
    .
    Good luck, winner announced THIS FRIDAY 26th April! πŸ’·
  •  64,942  3,299  13 hours ago
  • I actually have no pictures of me being β€˜eastery’... (I have no idea what that would look like btw?? Crown of thorns?! Covered in chocolate?! Drunk and giving birth to a hot cross bun?! Depends on your vibe I suppose...!) Anyhooooo, here’s a picture of me with a bunny... I don’t believe he was the Easter bunny, well if he was, he didn’t tell me and I felt like we bonded so I’m pretty sure if he was, he would have said πŸ˜‚πŸ° Have a great Easter weekend everyone, and I know I joke but spend it with your family and friends, tell them you love them, enjoy the time you spend with them and please have a bloody drink for dry Debbie over here... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #15daysdryandcounting πŸ˜‚πŸ₯‚πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ°πŸ₯°
  • I actually have no pictures of me being β€˜eastery’... (I have no idea what that would look like btw?? Crown of thorns?! Covered in chocolate?! Drunk and giving birth to a hot cross bun?! Depends on your vibe I suppose...!) Anyhooooo, here’s a picture of me with a bunny... I don’t believe he was the Easter bunny, well if he was, he didn’t tell me and I felt like we bonded so I’m pretty sure if he was, he would have said πŸ˜‚πŸ° Have a great Easter weekend everyone, and I know I joke but spend it with your family and friends, tell them you love them, enjoy the time you spend with them and please have a bloody drink for dry Debbie over here... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #15daysdryandcounting πŸ˜‚πŸ₯‚πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ°πŸ₯°
  •  28,381  98  21 April, 2019
  • When everyone is stuffing their faces with Easter eggs, hot cross buns and beers I’m trying to stay focused (and hating it I might add) so I thought whacking this little number up for some motivation might help... Naaaaahhhhhh still want to be balls deep in a malteaser bunny!!! πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ°πŸ°πŸ°πŸ«πŸ«πŸ«πŸ« Throw back to my favourite place in the world @juicemasterretreats!! πŸ˜πŸ’ƒπŸ» Bikini is @asos πŸ’•

Hope you’re all having a lovely Easter... blah blah blah... (god I’m a bitter old cow πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ’πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸ»β€β™€οΈ)
  • When everyone is stuffing their faces with Easter eggs, hot cross buns and beers I’m trying to stay focused (and hating it I might add) so I thought whacking this little number up for some motivation might help... Naaaaahhhhhh still want to be balls deep in a malteaser bunny!!! πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ°πŸ°πŸ°πŸ«πŸ«πŸ«πŸ« Throw back to my favourite place in the world @juicemasterretreats!! πŸ˜πŸ’ƒπŸ» Bikini is @asos πŸ’•

    Hope you’re all having a lovely Easter... blah blah blah... (god I’m a bitter old cow πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ’πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸ»β€β™€οΈ)
  •  55,565  331  21 April, 2019
  • The summer is well and truly being teased today like!!! 😍😍😍 Summer to me is koppaberg slushes, bbqs, summer holidays with the girlies, light nights, bright clothes and memories you won’t forget!!! Check out my gorgeous @goddivafashion collection full of bright summery colours and designs!! Perfect for all this beautiful weather!!! πŸ₯°πŸ”₯πŸ₯‚πŸ’ƒπŸ»
  • The summer is well and truly being teased today like!!! 😍😍😍 Summer to me is koppaberg slushes, bbqs, summer holidays with the girlies, light nights, bright clothes and memories you won’t forget!!! Check out my gorgeous @goddivafashion collection full of bright summery colours and designs!! Perfect for all this beautiful weather!!! πŸ₯°πŸ”₯πŸ₯‚πŸ’ƒπŸ»
  •  8,081  40  20 April, 2019
  • Awwww memories!!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ Been far, FAR too long since I caught up with this man... absolutely can’t wait to see you when I’m back Mr!!! @roguesnaps let’s keep a lid on it though please??! *cries silently inside knowing how this is going to end* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ₯‘πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ₯‚
  • Awwww memories!!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ Been far, FAR too long since I caught up with this man... absolutely can’t wait to see you when I’m back Mr!!! @roguesnaps let’s keep a lid on it though please??! *cries silently inside knowing how this is going to end* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ₯‘πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ₯‚
  •  30,507  57  19 April, 2019
  • Me as a mother.
  • Me as a mother.
  •  25,688  2,228  18 April, 2019
  • Give me this now and no one gets hurt.... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ₯°πŸ© @doughnuttime_uk @reesesuk
  • Give me this now and no one gets hurt.... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ₯°πŸ© @doughnuttime_uk @reesesuk
  •  6,867  259  18 April, 2019
  • Wanted to take this opportunity to wish this beautiful girl a huge happy birthday!! I worked out gem, we’ve known each other over 7 years which means you’re stuck with me now!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ I’m so lucky to know you and can’t wait to have another 7 years of friendship with you!! Happy 21st to the fittest milf in the WORLD!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ₯‚πŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
  • Wanted to take this opportunity to wish this beautiful girl a huge happy birthday!! I worked out gem, we’ve known each other over 7 years which means you’re stuck with me now!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ I’m so lucky to know you and can’t wait to have another 7 years of friendship with you!! Happy 21st to the fittest milf in the WORLD!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ₯‚πŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
  •  10,822  41  17 April, 2019
  • I’m cranky πŸ™ˆπŸ’πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
  • I’m cranky πŸ™ˆπŸ’πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
  •  23,983  570  17 April, 2019
  • Happy Vick, is pretty much my favourite Vick... (drunk Vick comes a close second mind πŸ˜‚πŸ₯‚) I’m on page 3 today.... THANKYOU @thesun for running this cute picture of me me by @jamesrudland πŸ“Έ
  • Happy Vick, is pretty much my favourite Vick... (drunk Vick comes a close second mind πŸ˜‚πŸ₯‚) I’m on page 3 today.... THANKYOU @thesun for running this cute picture of me me by @jamesrudland πŸ“Έ
  •  47,818  317  17 April, 2019
  • To glam to give a damn... πŸ’πŸ»β€β™€οΈ A true geordie at heart, I’m always happiest in black and white πŸ˜‚πŸ–€ This fabulous set is @missyempire... (Hat and Swimsuit!) and the link to buy is on my insta story! 
Ps SUNBURN UPDATE: it is starting to calm down... a little... a teeny bit... ok.. I’m still a walking lobster πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©πŸ¦ž #ad #brandambassador
  • To glam to give a damn... πŸ’πŸ»β€β™€οΈ A true geordie at heart, I’m always happiest in black and white πŸ˜‚πŸ–€ This fabulous set is @missyempire... (Hat and Swimsuit!) and the link to buy is on my insta story!
    Ps SUNBURN UPDATE: it is starting to calm down... a little... a teeny bit... ok.. I’m still a walking lobster πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©πŸ¦ž #ad #brandambassador
  •  18,166  140  16 April, 2019