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  • Honored to be part of the Philippines Coast Guard Auxilary (PCGA) 408 Squadron after a recommendation from our Captain @jacquesjewelmer. The PCGA is a voluntary non-government and non-political organization whose members adhere to the Philippines Coast Guard.

These are our responsibilities as members of the PCGA:

1- Maritime Safety.
2- Maritime Search and Rescue.
3- Marine Environment Protection.
4- Youth Environmental Education.

Other remainders based on questions I asked during the ceremony:

1- Rambo is not part of the PCGA.
2- You can not get a bazooka and shoot any illegal foreign fishing boat on the coast of The Philippines.
3- You can not tell people you are equivalent to Aquaman in the Philippines.
4- Apparently the First Rule of the PCGA is NOT "you do not talk about the PCGA".
5- The PCGA is not an affiliate club of the #BulliedHusbandClub.
6- There is not a PCGA signal that is reflected in the sky when we need to gather together.
7- I can not be called Coast Guard Sheriff.
8- The PCGA members are not obligated to come to my Birthday party.

The PCGA is a way of giving back to this beautiful country that gave me and keeps giving me so much! You can all do your part in protecting the Philippines greatest resource which is our Youth and our environment! The challenge is not to be part of the PCGA, the challenge is what you do after!

#wecreatehope
  • Honored to be part of the Philippines Coast Guard Auxilary (PCGA) 408 Squadron after a recommendation from our Captain @jacquesjewelmer. The PCGA is a voluntary non-government and non-political organization whose members adhere to the Philippines Coast Guard.

    These are our responsibilities as members of the PCGA:

    1- Maritime Safety.
    2- Maritime Search and Rescue.
    3- Marine Environment Protection.
    4- Youth Environmental Education.

    Other remainders based on questions I asked during the ceremony:

    1- Rambo is not part of the PCGA.
    2- You can not get a bazooka and shoot any illegal foreign fishing boat on the coast of The Philippines.
    3- You can not tell people you are equivalent to Aquaman in the Philippines.
    4- Apparently the First Rule of the PCGA is NOT "you do not talk about the PCGA".
    5- The PCGA is not an affiliate club of the #BulliedHusbandClub.
    6- There is not a PCGA signal that is reflected in the sky when we need to gather together.
    7- I can not be called Coast Guard Sheriff.
    8- The PCGA members are not obligated to come to my Birthday party.

    The PCGA is a way of giving back to this beautiful country that gave me and keeps giving me so much! You can all do your part in protecting the Philippines greatest resource which is our Youth and our environment! The challenge is not to be part of the PCGA, the challenge is what you do after!

    #wecreatehope
  •  41,848  304  18 March, 2019

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  • The #KiliKiliTrainingTeam! We shared our sweat constantly until we became one. @erwan smells like a silverback gorilla, @matteog like a red ass raccoon and I like a wild black stallion running free on a mountain looking back every time after sprinting 100 meters (so I smell good); but together we smell like roses!
For some reason, these two get really touchy and loud while doing cross fit. Kind of embarrassing, to be honest!

#BolzWanCelliOneLove
#DownySports
#AllIGFilters100%
  • The #KiliKiliTrainingTeam! We shared our sweat constantly until we became one. @erwan smells like a silverback gorilla, @matteog like a red ass raccoon and I like a wild black stallion running free on a mountain looking back every time after sprinting 100 meters (so I smell good); but together we smell like roses!
    For some reason, these two get really touchy and loud while doing cross fit. Kind of embarrassing, to be honest!

    #BolzWanCelliOneLove
    #DownySports
    #AllIGFilters100%
  •  40,437  292  16 March, 2019
  • "Good morning everyone, welcome to the @airasiafilipino flight Z2 285 with final destination Bangkok, this is your captain speaking, Captain Bolz together with Co-Captain Mercado, our flight will have a duration of 3 hours and 20 minutes, just sit down and relax, and if you are planning to listen to James Brown on your headphones, please dont sing along (especially the “Oooh Oooh” parts)" Joke lang, dont worry, I won't be the one piloting the @airasiafilipino planes, we let that to Captain Mercado ... For now! 
This is just an announcement of our partnership between #CapBolz (I am also a captain) and #AirAsiaPH 
I was looking for a pilot name for me, and since I like to live dangerously, I decided to call myself Han YOLO!

Also, we are planning to produce a movie together where pilots fight to take off, called The Hanger games. 
Also trying to convince #AirAsiPH to have a #MarryMiles program! 
Ok, enough of this randomness! 
#CaptainBolzOutDropPlaneIntercom
  • "Good morning everyone, welcome to the @airasiafilipino flight Z2 285 with final destination Bangkok, this is your captain speaking, Captain Bolz together with Co-Captain Mercado, our flight will have a duration of 3 hours and 20 minutes, just sit down and relax, and if you are planning to listen to James Brown on your headphones, please dont sing along (especially the “Oooh Oooh” parts)" Joke lang, dont worry, I won't be the one piloting the @airasiafilipino planes, we let that to Captain Mercado ... For now!
    This is just an announcement of our partnership between #CapBolz (I am also a captain) and #AirAsiaPH
    I was looking for a pilot name for me, and since I like to live dangerously, I decided to call myself Han YOLO!

    Also, we are planning to produce a movie together where pilots fight to take off, called The Hanger games.
    Also trying to convince #AirAsiPH to have a #MarryMiles program!
    Ok, enough of this randomness!
    #CaptainBolzOutDropPlaneIntercom
  •  23,272  110  13 March, 2019

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  • Why did I do this? #MarryMiles!

What are #MarryMiles? #MarryMiles is an implicit currency used in every relationship, even if the partners are not aware of.

For example, you are about to watch a movie and your #Wifezilla tells you “Ït is my turn to choose the movie”, this means you spent your #MarryMiles in the last movie you watched, for sure you made her watch Avengers or something like that, so now, sit back and enjoy Pitch Perfect (that I love by the way!). Imaging your friends are planning to spend the weekend hiking a mountain, and of course this requires permission from #Wifezilla. If you received this piece of information with enough anticipation, your #MarryMiles earnings starts, basically you do things that you should do every day for your #Wifezilla in an extra special way.

It is not about doing one sweet thing, but a continuity of sweet actions, exactly how a relationship should be.

Examples:

1- Making the bed: you must make the bed every day, but in this occasion maybe drop some flowers on top.

2- For your next usual date, cook her favorite dinner (don’t go out for dinner): surprise her when she gets home! If you don’t know how to cook the #BulliedHusbandClub can help you sending a qualified member to your house (@Erwan of course). 3- Go shopping with her: be careful here because this can backfire easily. In my case, when I want to support #Wifezilla in her shopping day, I end up being a sandbag; always feeling tired, bored and looking for every opportunity to sit down, one time I sat down on the escalator. That won't work.

Basically, earning #MarryMiles is a way of making your relationship better!

Something extremely important to highlight, our #Wifezillas are like the Central Bank, they are the ones printing the currency, so if by any change they decided that #MarryMiles are not enough or simply they don’t want to accept them, then #Patay, you stay home and tell your friends next time! Also, we are the only ones that need the #MarryMiles, our ladies can do whatever whenever, I dare you to tell them the opposite!

For more information on #MarryMiles there is a whole chapter on the #BulliedHusdbandClub Hand Book.
  • Why did I do this? #MarryMiles!

    What are #MarryMiles? #MarryMiles is an implicit currency used in every relationship, even if the partners are not aware of.

    For example, you are about to watch a movie and your #Wifezilla tells you “Ït is my turn to choose the movie”, this means you spent your #MarryMiles in the last movie you watched, for sure you made her watch Avengers or something like that, so now, sit back and enjoy Pitch Perfect (that I love by the way!). Imaging your friends are planning to spend the weekend hiking a mountain, and of course this requires permission from #Wifezilla. If you received this piece of information with enough anticipation, your #MarryMiles earnings starts, basically you do things that you should do every day for your #Wifezilla in an extra special way.

    It is not about doing one sweet thing, but a continuity of sweet actions, exactly how a relationship should be.

    Examples:

    1- Making the bed: you must make the bed every day, but in this occasion maybe drop some flowers on top.

    2- For your next usual date, cook her favorite dinner (don’t go out for dinner): surprise her when she gets home! If you don’t know how to cook the #BulliedHusbandClub can help you sending a qualified member to your house (@Erwan of course). 3- Go shopping with her: be careful here because this can backfire easily. In my case, when I want to support #Wifezilla in her shopping day, I end up being a sandbag; always feeling tired, bored and looking for every opportunity to sit down, one time I sat down on the escalator. That won't work.

    Basically, earning #MarryMiles is a way of making your relationship better!

    Something extremely important to highlight, our #Wifezillas are like the Central Bank, they are the ones printing the currency, so if by any change they decided that #MarryMiles are not enough or simply they don’t want to accept them, then #Patay, you stay home and tell your friends next time! Also, we are the only ones that need the #MarryMiles, our ladies can do whatever whenever, I dare you to tell them the opposite!

    For more information on #MarryMiles there is a whole chapter on the #BulliedHusdbandClub Hand Book.
  •  85,872  1,098  8 March, 2019
  • I realized that I have never done any type of diet in my life, I try to eat healthily but there is always a disrespectful cake or chocolate getting on my way! So today, for the first time, I decided to commit to going meat-free for a week. Yes, it doesn't seem hard, but I grew up eating beef twice a day in my farm, and today, I have @bolzicobeef at least once a day, so for me it is hard; so starting March 1st, I 'll start the #OneWeekNoAnimalsEatingChallenge. Why? To see how my body reacts! Now, to manage my meat cravings I will rely on @QuornPh (just to clarify, they haven't requested me to do this). If we meet up within this week, dont be surprised if i try to bite your arm off! 
To add some randomness to the post:

If you wanna win a dinner with #Patato please follow this:

1- Comment in this post: "#ElBolzico rules... if #Wifezilla allows him"
2- Follow me and follow all the accounts that I follow but then unfollow the ones you dont like.
3- Go watch the Lion King and send me a video of you NOT crying when Mufasa dies.
4- Tag your 3rd best friend.
5- Hack the NASA website and let me know if the USA was actually on the moon.
6- Say "Irish wristwatch" 5 times fast (I know you 'll try this). Disclaimer: the Instagram raffle is a joke, the challenge is dead serious!

#Iwasforcedtowearthattshirt
#iwillpostabeforeandafterpicture
  • I realized that I have never done any type of diet in my life, I try to eat healthily but there is always a disrespectful cake or chocolate getting on my way! So today, for the first time, I decided to commit to going meat-free for a week. Yes, it doesn't seem hard, but I grew up eating beef twice a day in my farm, and today, I have @bolzicobeef at least once a day, so for me it is hard; so starting March 1st, I 'll start the #OneWeekNoAnimalsEatingChallenge. Why? To see how my body reacts! Now, to manage my meat cravings I will rely on @QuornPh (just to clarify, they haven't requested me to do this). If we meet up within this week, dont be surprised if i try to bite your arm off!
    To add some randomness to the post:

    If you wanna win a dinner with #Patato please follow this:

    1- Comment in this post: " #ElBolzico rules... if #Wifezilla allows him"
    2- Follow me and follow all the accounts that I follow but then unfollow the ones you dont like.
    3- Go watch the Lion King and send me a video of you NOT crying when Mufasa dies.
    4- Tag your 3rd best friend.
    5- Hack the NASA website and let me know if the USA was actually on the moon.
    6- Say "Irish wristwatch" 5 times fast (I know you 'll try this). Disclaimer: the Instagram raffle is a joke, the challenge is dead serious!

    #Iwasforcedtowearthattshirt
    #iwillpostabeforeandafterpicture
  •  23,375  197  2 March, 2019

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  • With @solenn we decided to tell our story with full details in a proper novel! That includes before we met, how we met, proposal, wedding in Argentina, wedding in France and the after together w #Pochola (a little shookt in the picture), #Patato (not in the picture coz he requested a very high talent fee), #ElGato (forced to be in the picture) and #Pechuga (supposed to be in the picture)! We are currently reading the second chapter! All the chapters were fully approved by #Wifezilla

#webnovelvalentines
#sosbolzlovestory

Read our story here:
https://acts.webnovel.com/2019/64091587/index.html?utm_source=facebook

Have fun reading @thewebnovel
  • With @solenn we decided to tell our story with full details in a proper novel! That includes before we met, how we met, proposal, wedding in Argentina, wedding in France and the after together w #Pochola (a little shookt in the picture), #Patato (not in the picture coz he requested a very high talent fee), #ElGato (forced to be in the picture) and #Pechuga (supposed to be in the picture)! We are currently reading the second chapter! All the chapters were fully approved by #Wifezilla

    #webnovelvalentines
    #sosbolzlovestory

    Read our story here:
    https://acts.webnovel.com/2019/64091587/index.html?utm_source=facebook

    Have fun reading @thewebnovel
  •  25,517  163  15 February, 2019
  • 5 Easy Steps to have a successful Valentines from the #BulliedHusbandClub Hand Book

1- Do not forget about Valentines. 14 of Feb is everyone's Anniversary! Forgetting it can cause similar damages as forgetting her Birthday, Anniversary, Monthversary or Dayversary. Check with your wifezillla what is the correct unit to measure the celebration of your time together. 
2- Be Creative: flowers, chocolates or teddy bears are ok, but you dont want your wifezilla to have the following conversation with a fellow wifezilla: W1: "What did you get for Valentines" - W2: "Chocolates, and you?" - W1: "Oh, me too" ... Followed by an extense conversation on how their husbands/boyfriends are not putting enough effort anymore; those type of conversations escalate quickly leading to the following conversation at home: #BHCMember - "Hi Bebu, how are you?" - W: "OK" *with upset face* - BHCM: "Are you upset?" - W: "No!" *Still upset face* - BHCM "What happened bebu?" - W1: "You know exactly what happened" *storms out*; we will have a full explanation on how to deal with these conversations in a different post, but during Valentines that can be avoided by being a bit creative! A collage of pictures of both of you together never fails!

3- Time over material: Spending quality time together is always the best gift. A special date with no phones is always a great idea! 
4- Be yourself, authenticity is romantic: the fact that is Valentine doesn't mean you should become someone else, do something special but with your personal touch!

5- If you realize that your wifezilla disagrees with the points above, ignore all of them and go with what she believes, wants or says! This last point overrules points 1 to 4.

Bonus Track: Maybe a quick call to the in-laws to wish them Happy Valentines, can also add some #MarryMiles (we will also explain the use of #MarryMiles in a separate post). #HappyValentinesEveryone
#SosBolzIsHavingANoPhoneDateTonight
#IfIMakeItOnTimeFromCDO
  • 5 Easy Steps to have a successful Valentines from the #BulliedHusbandClub Hand Book

    1- Do not forget about Valentines. 14 of Feb is everyone's Anniversary! Forgetting it can cause similar damages as forgetting her Birthday, Anniversary, Monthversary or Dayversary. Check with your wifezillla what is the correct unit to measure the celebration of your time together.
    2- Be Creative: flowers, chocolates or teddy bears are ok, but you dont want your wifezilla to have the following conversation with a fellow wifezilla: W1: "What did you get for Valentines" - W2: "Chocolates, and you?" - W1: "Oh, me too" ... Followed by an extense conversation on how their husbands/boyfriends are not putting enough effort anymore; those type of conversations escalate quickly leading to the following conversation at home: #BHCMember - "Hi Bebu, how are you?" - W: "OK" *with upset face* - BHCM: "Are you upset?" - W: "No!" *Still upset face* - BHCM "What happened bebu?" - W1: "You know exactly what happened" *storms out*; we will have a full explanation on how to deal with these conversations in a different post, but during Valentines that can be avoided by being a bit creative! A collage of pictures of both of you together never fails!

    3- Time over material: Spending quality time together is always the best gift. A special date with no phones is always a great idea!
    4- Be yourself, authenticity is romantic: the fact that is Valentine doesn't mean you should become someone else, do something special but with your personal touch!

    5- If you realize that your wifezilla disagrees with the points above, ignore all of them and go with what she believes, wants or says! This last point overrules points 1 to 4.

    Bonus Track: Maybe a quick call to the in-laws to wish them Happy Valentines, can also add some #MarryMiles (we will also explain the use of #MarryMiles in a separate post). #HappyValentinesEveryone
    #SosBolzIsHavingANoPhoneDateTonight
    #IfIMakeItOnTimeFromCDO
  •  67,366  1,242  14 February, 2019
  • As you all know my wife is very beautiful, probably the most beautiful girl in the world, that is why she has so many guys proposing to her all the time. The picture shows her reaction every time someone proposes. Look again, she is not showing the middle finger!

In line with that, I think it is a good opportunity to discuss how we feel when our Wifezillas talk to another guy. This is always a tricky situation and the way we react can be very critical for the future of our relationship and physical health.

Before meeting @Solenn, I used to get very jealous; I always assumed that any guy talking to my girlfriend was trying to hit on her, I didn’t believe in friendship between opposite sexes. But I was wrong, 1 million times wrong! Thinking that way only leads to unfounded fights, drama and degradation of the relationship.

The truth (The #BolzTruth) is, if our relationship is based in trust and respect, we shouldn’t be worry about it, and we should be fine with our ladies talking to other guys; except if that other guy is @erwan, then you should be worry, too much sexyness there, irresistible for any human being.

I understand that we see our wives as the most beautiful and precious person in our life (if you think different, then go check rule #254 of the #BulliedHusbandClub hand book) and might be difficult seeing them talking to another guy; but it is ok, they should be able have male friends, as we should be able to have female friends (If your #Wifezilla thinks differently then she is right, you shouldn’t be able to have female friends). Summarizing, if you really love her, then: trust her, give her the freedom she deserves and let her be; this way you will see your relationship getting stronger every day!

Disclaimer: as usual, these are my words based on what I believed and experienced, as usual I can be wrong; and, if by any means, what I write, say or even think, is not in line with my wife opinion, then my wife opinion should predominate and everything else was wrong, even if that means contradicting, math, physics, gravity, supreme justice or the Pope, she is right; and that my friends, is the Rule #560 of the #BulliedHusdbandsClub hand book.
  • As you all know my wife is very beautiful, probably the most beautiful girl in the world, that is why she has so many guys proposing to her all the time. The picture shows her reaction every time someone proposes. Look again, she is not showing the middle finger!

    In line with that, I think it is a good opportunity to discuss how we feel when our Wifezillas talk to another guy. This is always a tricky situation and the way we react can be very critical for the future of our relationship and physical health.

    Before meeting @Solenn, I used to get very jealous; I always assumed that any guy talking to my girlfriend was trying to hit on her, I didn’t believe in friendship between opposite sexes. But I was wrong, 1 million times wrong! Thinking that way only leads to unfounded fights, drama and degradation of the relationship.

    The truth (The #BolzTruth) is, if our relationship is based in trust and respect, we shouldn’t be worry about it, and we should be fine with our ladies talking to other guys; except if that other guy is @erwan, then you should be worry, too much sexyness there, irresistible for any human being.

    I understand that we see our wives as the most beautiful and precious person in our life (if you think different, then go check rule #254 of the #BulliedHusbandClub hand book) and might be difficult seeing them talking to another guy; but it is ok, they should be able have male friends, as we should be able to have female friends (If your #Wifezilla thinks differently then she is right, you shouldn’t be able to have female friends). Summarizing, if you really love her, then: trust her, give her the freedom she deserves and let her be; this way you will see your relationship getting stronger every day!

    Disclaimer: as usual, these are my words based on what I believed and experienced, as usual I can be wrong; and, if by any means, what I write, say or even think, is not in line with my wife opinion, then my wife opinion should predominate and everything else was wrong, even if that means contradicting, math, physics, gravity, supreme justice or the Pope, she is right; and that my friends, is the Rule #560 of the #BulliedHusdbandsClub hand book.
  •  164,008  6,229  13 February, 2019
  • #Pochola reminds me so much to her mum in this picture. This is exactly the same pose and expression #Wifezilla shows when, after a heated discussion, she walks away thinking that the conversation is over and I make a stupid comment at very low volume that she kind of hears, so she turns around and asks: "What did you just say?" That is one of those moments where you completely regret making that stupid comment, your hands get sweaty, your voice disappears and you see your whole life story asking yourself if this is your time to die. 
A piece of advice: never try to get the last word at a discussion with your #Wifezilla, remember your life (and wife) is more important; and, in a relationship, it is more important to be at peace than right, especially because they are right most of the time, so her having the last word is right!

In the back, next to the green @bolzicobeef super cool neon light, you can see 2 Samsung Wind-Free Air Conditioner! You can stay cool without direct wind! Depending on how heated the conversation gets you might need more than 2!

You can go to your nearest Samsung dealer for discounts and promos. They’re also giving away an Asian cruise! #SummerSaleAway

#SamsungDigitalAppliances
#AtPeaceAndAlive
#FindPatato
#YesWeWatchHachicoEveryWeek

Office fit out: @mundobuilders
  • #Pochola reminds me so much to her mum in this picture. This is exactly the same pose and expression #Wifezilla shows when, after a heated discussion, she walks away thinking that the conversation is over and I make a stupid comment at very low volume that she kind of hears, so she turns around and asks: "What did you just say?" That is one of those moments where you completely regret making that stupid comment, your hands get sweaty, your voice disappears and you see your whole life story asking yourself if this is your time to die.
    A piece of advice: never try to get the last word at a discussion with your #Wifezilla, remember your life (and wife) is more important; and, in a relationship, it is more important to be at peace than right, especially because they are right most of the time, so her having the last word is right!

    In the back, next to the green @bolzicobeef super cool neon light, you can see 2 Samsung Wind-Free Air Conditioner! You can stay cool without direct wind! Depending on how heated the conversation gets you might need more than 2!

    You can go to your nearest Samsung dealer for discounts and promos. They’re also giving away an Asian cruise! #SummerSaleAway

    #SamsungDigitalAppliances
    #AtPeaceAndAlive
    #FindPatato
    #YesWeWatchHachicoEveryWeek

    Office fit out: @mundobuilders
  •  35,326  467  7 February, 2019