Elijah Witt ( @elijahwitt ) Instagram Profile

elijahwitt

Elijah Witt

definitely the best singer in @canehill

  • 309 posts
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  • turns out the shrimp I ate at the airport made me sick (wow no one warned me that would happen) for the past five days. I haven’t been able to eat or drink without throwing it right back up. After playing our slot at @greenfieldfestival (sick) and throwing up my final gallon of water and bile I was saving for later, I decided to get fixed. 
Here my point. I rode in an ambulance, got three IV’s, and some good ass magnesium for ABSOLUTELY FREEEEEEEEE.

I spent five days in absolute agony because I know at home my insurance wouldn’t cover a god damn thing and I’m conditioned to be afraid of medical bills. 
Europe rules. America drools.

And also look a lake in the alps
  • turns out the shrimp I ate at the airport made me sick (wow no one warned me that would happen) for the past five days. I haven’t been able to eat or drink without throwing it right back up. After playing our slot at @greenfieldfestival (sick) and throwing up my final gallon of water and bile I was saving for later, I decided to get fixed.
    Here my point. I rode in an ambulance, got three IV’s, and some good ass magnesium for ABSOLUTELY FREEEEEEEEE.

    I spent five days in absolute agony because I know at home my insurance wouldn’t cover a god damn thing and I’m conditioned to be afraid of medical bills.
    Europe rules. America drools.

    And also look a lake in the alps
  •  2,070  76  15 June, 2019
  • it begin
c u soon europe 
c the dates in the swipe

photo: @feliciadetty
  • it begin
    c u soon europe
    c the dates in the swipe

    photo: @feliciadetty
  •  1,093  12  11 June, 2019
  • oh bitch I’m so excited to go to Europe and get illicit drugs at festivals from random strangers

video: @easterxdaily
  • oh bitch I’m so excited to go to Europe and get illicit drugs at festivals from random strangers

    video: @easterxdaily
  •  973  33  5 June, 2019
  • “how do you pee”
  • “how do you pee”
  •  1,485  23  2 June, 2019
  • I’ve got 2 moods
  • I’ve got 2 moods
  •  1,167  17  25 May, 2019
  • I can’t fucking believe @hoesinwater shaved his face after it was his idea to have a mustache in the first place. I’m straight up disappointed in you bro. I’m not even sure we’re bros anymore. 
photo: @easterxdaily
  • I can’t fucking believe @hoesinwater shaved his face after it was his idea to have a mustache in the first place. I’m straight up disappointed in you bro. I’m not even sure we’re bros anymore.
    photo: @easterxdaily
  •  700  7  24 May, 2019
  • when someone says they don’t like my memes

photo: @nickaris
  • when someone says they don’t like my memes

    photo: @nickaris
  •  871  16  21 May, 2019
  • happy anni you dog lovin’, gun shootin’, dork
  • happy anni you dog lovin’, gun shootin’, dork
  •  1,029  10  20 May, 2019
  • this is the sound of hell on earth

photo: @imbrianmorgan
  • this is the sound of hell on earth

    photo: @imbrianmorgan
  •  588  1  17 May, 2019