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chrishallbeck

Chris Hallbeck

Department of joke fabrication and smile distribution. I also make @pebble_and_wren and @thebookofbiff

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Does your mouth ever say things your brain didn’t authorize?
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    Does your mouth ever say things your brain didn’t authorize?
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  • You gotta be careful and use a fake name whenever you post a picture of your pet on social media. One slip and the hackers will get you.
  • You gotta be careful and use a fake name whenever you post a picture of your pet on social media. One slip and the hackers will get you.
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  • That 3 digit battery percentage is so empowering but so fleeting.
  • That 3 digit battery percentage is so empowering but so fleeting.
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  • What five things would you wish to have with you?
  • What five things would you wish to have with you?
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  • Do you like doing nothing? Nothing can be pretty great.
  • Do you like doing nothing? Nothing can be pretty great.
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  • The circle of life.
  • The circle of life.
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  • Look. This stuff is expensive. I didn’t get rich by wasting money on any old thing.
  • Look. This stuff is expensive. I didn’t get rich by wasting money on any old thing.
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  • When I was a kid I saw a commercial for a Looney Tunes live stage show and bugged and annoyed and pestered my mom to call for tickets. She said “Sure, go ahead and call the number yourself.” At first I was excited but then I pictured a human sized Bugs Bunny with the giant mascot head answering the phone and had nightmares for weeks.
  • When I was a kid I saw a commercial for a Looney Tunes live stage show and bugged and annoyed and pestered my mom to call for tickets. She said “Sure, go ahead and call the number yourself.” At first I was excited but then I pictured a human sized Bugs Bunny with the giant mascot head answering the phone and had nightmares for weeks.
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  • Don’t hesitate to block people harassing you on social media. They don’t deserve an explanation. You don’t owe them an argument.
  • Don’t hesitate to block people harassing you on social media. They don’t deserve an explanation. You don’t owe them an argument.
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  • Thanks to @slowcountrycomics for sponsoring today’s comics!
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Do you like the more modern “happy ending” fairy tales or the original ones that were more “Don’t do this or horrible things will happen!”
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    Do you like the more modern “happy ending” fairy tales or the original ones that were more “Don’t do this or horrible things will happen!”
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  • Thanks to @pinkandblackcomic for sponsoring today’s comics!
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What kind of people do you want to see in the bowl of fire?
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    What kind of people do you want to see in the bowl of fire?
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  • If I’m in bed and not falling asleep but want to check something on my phone I cover the time with one hand so that I don’t know how late it is. Somehow I think I’ll be sleepier the next day if I know how much sleep I missed. Does anyone else get anxiety if they see what time it is when they should be asleep?
  • If I’m in bed and not falling asleep but want to check something on my phone I cover the time with one hand so that I don’t know how late it is. Somehow I think I’ll be sleepier the next day if I know how much sleep I missed. Does anyone else get anxiety if they see what time it is when they should be asleep?
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