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- If you give an IG mom a Christmas garland,
She’s going to want to hang it on her stairs because.. duh.. it will make for some amazing pictures! 📸
And once she’s hung it, and taken twenty pictures because the lighting stinks, 🙄
She’ll notice that there are little pine needles EVERYWHERE,
so she’ll get out the vacuum cleaner and proceed to vacuum the stairs. Every. Single. One.
Once she gets to the top of the stairs,
She’ll peek inside her boys’ rooms (because she never ventures into this waste land) and GASP 🙀 because who lives up here anyways?? Aliens? 👽 Monkeys? 🐒
Then she’ll proceed to vacuum their rooms,
And while she’s vacuuming, she’ll glance into their bathrooms, and 🙈 SERIOUSLY!! WHY CAN’T THESE MONKEYS RINSE THE TOOTHPASTE OUT OF THE SINK??
So then, she’ll clean the bathrooms and that’s when she sees the cups.. the cups from the fast food restaurants. The ones that aren’t supposed to be upstairs.😡
And so she walks back downstairs to grab a trash bag from out of the pantry,
And while in the pantry, she’ll see one of her kid’s chocolate bars and think.. “Just one bite.. just one..” 🍫
And she’ll sit down on the couch to eat.. the WHOLE thing.. because they owe it to her.. right? 🤔
And when she takes the last bite, she hears it..
.. the kids coming through the door. 😳
And they freeze when they walk in the door, and GASP… 🙀
“Mom… We LOVE it!!! Look how beautiful the stairs look!!”
And as she swallows the last bite of chocolate,
She prays they’ll never notice.. because.. the garland.. the pretty garland.
#joyfulhomedecor thanks for the tag sweet Katie @bestillblogs 😘
#giddy4garland thanks for thinking of me sweet Stephanie @gracious_revival_design
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